"You infinite apple"

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

Eva Green | Midnight Poison by Dior.

dion-thesocialist:

Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.

Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.

Sylvia Plath

fuck every single time that last line gets quoted without the rest

(via sadjailbait)

antares-nova:

Can we all talk about the morning of July 26th, 2013 (from about 3 AM to 6 AM) when this site was literally flooded with posts about the Thwomps from Super Mario 64?
Seriously, there was actually one time period on this website where this version of a very minor enemy was the subject of hundreds of individual posts (mainly audio, text and quote posts) for just a few hours before abruptly vanishing forever, and nobody seems to acknowledge the fact that something that abnormal took place here.

antares-nova:

Can we all talk about the morning of July 26th, 2013 (from about 3 AM to 6 AM) when this site was literally flooded with posts about the Thwomps from Super Mario 64?

Seriously, there was actually one time period on this website where this version of a very minor enemy was the subject of hundreds of individual posts (mainly audio, text and quote posts) for just a few hours before abruptly vanishing forever, and nobody seems to acknowledge the fact that something that abnormal took place here.

redandlizzie:

New promo (with new footage) that aired during America’s Got Talent on 9/16/14. 

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

floozys:

floozys:

my feminist goal is not to convince men that girls are of value, my feminist goal is to achieve a future where the judgement of our value isn’t in the hands of men. 

and this goes for, especially goes for, trans girls, girls of colour, disabled girls and LGBTQIAP+ girls. 

girls, all girls, and if you believe otherwise don’t reblog this.

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

lovelornpaper:

Hermione Granger, age 11 headcanonPortrayed by Quvenzhané Wallis
“‘Has anyone seen a toad? Neville’s lost one,’ she said. She had a bossy sort of voice, lots of bushy brown hair, and rather large front teeth.” Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone, page 105

YESSSSSSSSS

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

lovelornpaper:

Hermione Granger, age 11 headcanon
Portrayed by Quvenzhané Wallis

“‘Has anyone seen a toad? Neville’s lost one,’ she said. She had a bossy sort of voice, lots of bushy brown hair, and rather large front teeth.” 
Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone, page 105

YESSSSSSSSS

the-hound-of-sherlock:

heckybarnes:

look at the winter soldier’s little gloves though this guy is scraping his bitching metal arm all over the pavement those gloves dont even have fingers they arent protecting shit it’s a 100% aesthetic choice scientists are like “but what if we made him like 20% more badass” “good showing charles, lets give him punk rock hair while we’re at it” 

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#god bless every decision the costume department made

saansastarks:

hideiwa:

japanese people: yeah sure wear a kimono even though you are white, just know what it means and stands for! and just understand that by wearing this, you are paying respect to our culture! so please do so with careful thought!

white people on tumblr: IF U ARE WHITE nEVER WEAR A KIMONO DONT EVEN FUCKING LOOK AT IT !!!! CULTURAL APPROPRIATION 101 IF I CATCH U SMEELING A KIMONO I WILL KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!!!! DONT EVEN GO TO JAPAN OR THINK ABOUT JAPAN JUST DIE

this post makes me so fucking mad

because you know who the ‘white people’ in this post are? anti-sjw and trolls who deliberately say things like this to taint the reputation of the sj movement

i have never experienced someone who genuinely cares about cultural appropriation speak this way, and if you believe for half a second that this post is ‘accurate’ you need to take a second and think really hard about the kind of fool you are

jaspersforever:

soulpxnk:

science side of tumblr why am i emo

your black skinny genes

musclemartini:

teddythemonster:

postracialcomments:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

100% accurate

this is no exaggeration.
it gets this intense, that fast, for no reason.

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